Two terrible Silly Bits of news

1…..Award winning agriculturist Miles Fansworth donated his record-breaking 123lb swede to the National Library last night. During the presentation ceremony he was quoted as saying, “There’s a turnip for the books.”
2….In other news, Bootylicious singer Beyonce Knowles has successfully sued her dietician of twelve years, Professor Susan Alswell, for deliberately prescribing her laxatives instead of a nutritional supplement after the recent birth of her child.
A spokeswoman for the singer has stated the following: “Ms Knowles suffered greatly due to the incorrect medication. And she regrets the professional relationship with professor Alswell has came to such a messy end.”

Advertisements

About Penlateral

I need a new gravatar
This entry was posted in humour, silly bits. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s